What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Anti Joke

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