the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

The dewey decimal system

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Get some flipping new jokes people

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

._____________________. Whale!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Adam Chebali has no life

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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