- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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