- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Homonyms should be band.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A baby seal walks into a club.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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