- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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