Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Justin's life

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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