- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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