What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Pineapple.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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