A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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