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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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