whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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