Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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