- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I have a gay camel

Nah

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

your life

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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