- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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