I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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thomas!!!!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Women's Rights

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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