A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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