Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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