- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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