- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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