What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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David Cameron

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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