- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What? Yes.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

12 in general

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

penis

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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