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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the difference?

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Nice belt.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Good afternoon.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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