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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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