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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

7+5=12

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.