What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

The Big Band Theory

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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