- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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