- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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