Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Of course, first door on your left

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Religion.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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fava beans

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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