Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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im gay

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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