Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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H o m o comes out as homo

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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