How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A man goes to the potty.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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