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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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go F*** yourself

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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