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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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