- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

snooki

A sober Irish individual.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

I work at jcpenny

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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