Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Matthew Baker

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Guess what? Bananas

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Elizabeth Warren

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I grunt when I poop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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