- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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The EPA.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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