What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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