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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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