Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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