Women's rights

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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weston cage

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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