A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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