- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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