- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminism.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.