- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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