- Anti Joke

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

I can count to potato.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.