- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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