- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Sex

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Women's Rights..

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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