- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Matt is a Duster!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What hurts like hell? HELL

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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