- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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