How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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