- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A Pakistani news reader.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

human centipede

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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