Guess what? Bananas

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Elizabeth Warren

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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