What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

i love to lick...

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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