why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Knock knock *open*

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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